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jesamine 

Jesamine is a vulgar creatures. She usually hates things like wrists and feet. Cringes easily and hates people touching her. Jesamines are usually attracted to much older men and try to find something attractive in everyone (Even the Grinch and the cat in the hat)
That girls with a man 10x her age, what a Jesamine.
jesamine by hgurew October 5, 2013
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Jesamine 

Jesamine is a really good friend who always supports everyone around her.
She is a beautiful girl who will improve your life for the better.
Wifey material.
She is a kind soul with lots of love to give.
You: "Who's that beautiful girl over there"
Me: "Oh, that's Jesamine."
Jesamine by Boston E October 22, 2024

Jessamine 

The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.

There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
I can't believe I'm lucky enough to know a girl like Jessamine. She's simply the greatest.
Jessamine by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010
She is the most zen person you will ever meet, but sometimes when she eats too much breakfast she goes hyper. She is a very cool dude 😎 and everyone wants to be her friend
Do you hear that yoga music?
Ye. It’s probably Jesmine

Jessamine 

The most passionate and the baddest gyal you'll ever come across. Doesn't like small talk and would rather dive into the meaning of life and its dark secrets even though it's the first time you're meeting her. Loves to explore the world and learn. With so many ideas and projects on her mind, she is unable to focus her energy on one task. She will fight for what she believes in until she gets what she wants.
-Yoooo, do you know who was the baddie we saw studying at the library the other day?
-Yeah, her name is Jessamine. Don't get involved with her unless you want something serious. I heard she's only interested in people who are able to talk about anything and everything.
Jessamine by yung_trappzz November 24, 2021
Very kind girl who would give anything for her closest friends. Quite crazy after a bit of sugar, but super cool and chill. She is also single. Guys called ilyas,jack,john,abdul,trump,eduardo, gilbert and andrew are madly in love with her. She gives her heart away for charity, and is all round amazing. Be careful of some snakey friends if youre a jesmine, they'll probably steal your man.
Person 1:Hey Jesmine,i think jack likes you. You always seem to talk

Jesmine:Yeah, it's nothing. But i'll tell you a secret-I'm secretly obssesed

Jesmines snakey friend:Uhm.. Jack's a horrible person for you Jesmine. I think he'll be better with me

jessmine 

she is a sexy beautiful woman who deals with depression, she is a sexy freakya freak. she got hella hoes and horny (ALWAYS) 24/7. she only want 1 one person.
" She fine I bet her name is Jessmine"
jessmine by dickydickdickmeoan January 29, 2023
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