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the state of stupidity that envelopes most people when they slide behind the wheel of a mini-van.

i hate being stuck on a one lane road behind some vandicapped fool who isn't aware he has a gas pedal!

vandicapped by kristekitty May 25, 2010

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Mandicapped

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Sandicapped

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011

Socially handicapped

People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

My friend Amon is socially handicapped.

Socially handicapped by fayegayehaye May 16, 2011

Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

Facially Handicapped by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Bandicapped

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.

ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''[

Bandicapped by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008

Vandecamped

Excessively organized. The result of allowing someone with obsessive compulsive disorder to organize an event, physical area, or data list. Objects are organized at right angles to eachother, items are missing due to "being put away" and like objects are grouped, sometime alphabetically.

Origin: from the OCD character, Bree Vandecamp on Desperate Housewives.

I was working on a project, using several different items and tools. I went to the bathroom for 2 minutes and my co-worker had vandecamped the entire area.

Vandecamped by JustMeMan May 21, 2006

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026