Schlourt

The smallest cock size known to man.

Even the newly born baby laughed at Michael's little schlourt.

Schlourt by Cowbow Bill February 9, 2010

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schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

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When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

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A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

schlort by bt February 27, 2003

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a small and rather mal-nurished penis

"luke u have a schlort"

schlort by Shackoon July 8, 2005

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Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".

You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!

schlort by oweikdio September 8, 2008

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number between between scheven and twentyscheven heif.

shwam, doo, two heif, scheven, schfourteen-teen, 27, schwenty seven heif.

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