Disneygasm

A euphoric feeling of bliss, enhanced by the essence of true Disney magic.

Addict #1: Ohmahgahz, did see the new dragon in Fantasmic?!?! I had a Disneygasm when the fire shot out of its head.

Addict #2: Dude, I just dizzed in my pants.

Disneygasm by Obsessed with the Diz January 31, 2010

Disneygasm

1 The act of jerking (jilling?) off on one of the many rides in a Disney theme park, especially the boring ones.
2 The act of orgasming on any theme park ride that could conceivably be at a disney park.
3 Masturbating to disney porn (seriously, funniest shit ever).

Guy#1: Sweet Jesus! The wheel of progress ride was so fucking boring so I had a disneygasm under my rain poncho so I wouldn't fall asleep.
Guy#2: Is that story even true?
Guy#1:...you bet your sweet ass it is.

Disneygasm by Guy#1:HA! April 16, 2010

Disneyism 

The practice of buying major companies to build a huge monopoly.

This company is notorious for Disneyism

Disneyism by Doctor WTF April 5, 2019

Disneyism 

(1) To quote Disney phrases; phrases spoken from or in reference to any Disney movie(s) or Disney related theme(s).

(2) The act of a person using Disney movie quotes/lyrics in everyday speech by choice for humorous purposes.

(3) An incurable illness stemming from watching countless hours of Disney movies with your child/children... over and over... leaving you with the insatiable or involuntary urge to quote Disney sayings/songs in everyday life against your will.

(4) An unspoken word game, of-sorts, between parents or small Disney movie watching children and Disney fanatics.

Kacie: "Dude, Christina wants to go to the Warped Tour in Cincy, OH"
Bub: "Tell her to take the Jelly Mann... braven the jellies!" (surfer accent)
Bub: "Ha ha ah... did a Disneyism again."

*Reference is made to the movie Little Nemo; the part where Crush, the seaturtle, meets Marlin, Nemo's dad, after he braves a swarm of jellyfish to save Dorie.

Other Examples of an act of Disneyism:

(1) Bob is pissed off at work and tells his co-worker that he is going to break something if he doesn't get his way and then proceeds to intimidate you. Your response to mock him is, "OOOOH Mufasssa!!!" (Ref: The Lion King)

(2) Otis: Cuz, ain't it hunt'en season yet?
Billy-Boy: Yeah... bout time we go hunts some Bambi.

(3) P1: "You little... cretin!" (pronounces it 'krettin')
P2: "First of all, it's 'cretin' (pronounces it 'kreetin') If you're going to insult me, do it properly." (Ref: Monsters, Inc.)

Disneyism by Jelly Mann February 18, 2010

disneygay 

Something that is realllly gay. More specifically, it has to be something that's so lame and gay that you'd expect to see it in a Disney movie.

Each of the following are totally disneygay:

-The lyrics to "Only in Dreams" by Weezer
-The Return of the King's 20 endings
-"I'll never let go." from Titanic

disneygay by Moe Beads April 3, 2006

Disneyism 

The ideology of the Walt Disney Company includes neoliberalism, wokeism, socialism, anti-unionism, and radical populism.

The policies of Disneyism are tearing the company apart.

Disneyism by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 4, 2022

GAY GAY GAY DISNEYGAY

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GAY GAY GAY DISNEYGAY is defined as What the lead singer of weezer thought of OID and blue in 2002

GAY GAY GAY DISNEYGAY by obiwaiw September 30, 2025