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Careography 

The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw The Blues Brothersyesterday
Guy 2: Oh Ya?
Guy 1: Ya, the Careography was great
Careography by Lucky251 December 27, 2008

Cornography 

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
Word of the Day on May 21, 2023

Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.
My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

cornography 

The art of filming corn in sexual positions
Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
cornography by Robbgt January 10, 2009

Crapography 

Another word for the "crappy" subject, Geography.
"Ahh man, I gotta do some crapography homework.."
Crapography by Dropstars April 18, 2009

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.
Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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