careography 

The dance moves you would normally perform to a song, but modified because of the fact that you are sitting in a car and (if the driver) holding the wheel.

We made up some bad ass careography to go with our road trip mix.

careography by Back2Beast October 25, 2009

Careography 

The choreography of cars, often seen in action movies and car demonstrations.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw The Blues Brothersyesterday
Guy 2: Oh Ya?
Guy 1: Ya, the Careography was great

Careography by Lucky251 December 27, 2008

Cornography 

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.

Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?

Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017

Cartographically Challenged 

Anyone who cannot read a map.

My mother-in-law is always getting lost because she is cartographically challenged.

Even though I sent her a map, my daughter was late to the restaurant; she is cartographically challenged.

Cartographically Challenged by Moishe Tannenbaum January 7, 2012

cornography 

The art of filming corn in sexual positions

Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!

cornography by Robbgt January 10, 2009

Crapography 

Another word for the "crappy" subject, Geography.

"Ahh man, I gotta do some crapography homework.."

Crapography by Dropstars April 18, 2009

Anal Cartographers 

People who map the layout and notable features of rectums.

Oprah: I had one hell of a night last night. These anal cartographers kept me up all night.

Dr. Phil: Well at least they didn't write "Here be dragons" on your map...

Anal Cartographers by PolarKingBear January 2, 2010