poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

Poonking

Having a poo whilst masterbating on the toilet

Cov: "Ooh, that was a great poo/wank"
Claire: "Yes, I think you'll find that was a poonking"

by clyonsnz April 12, 2008

Poonkin

noun/pronoun/adjective/determiner/verb/adverb/preposition/conjunction/interjection

(Poon-kin)

A word that can be used in any way possible. It's a word that doesn't mean anything, but means everything. It's a word that is "defined" by its contextual clues.

Boi1: Aye you poonkin?
Boi2: Aaayyyooo, poonker you tellin' me that i'm going to poonking poonk?
Boi1: Nah not poonk, but poonk.
Boi3: Aye, my poonk-masters what's poonkin'?
Boi1: eh, poonk.
Boi2: yea, poonk.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

Pooking

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)

Morgan..., you’re pooking.

by Keklan69 August 16, 2020

Poon King

A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.

How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!

by Pingwog August 24, 2008

Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014