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A delicious ice cream dessert that makes your mouth have an orgasm.
I ate some carvels ice cream cake for my birthday.
Carvels by Nina Angelique August 4, 2008
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drug cartels

An illegal organization that controls production, wholesale and to a lesser extent distrubtes illegal drugs to street pushers. Biggest drug cartels by nationality in the US are Mexican followed by Colombians and Dominicans.

Colombians don't really push inside the US as of today. They have a liason with the Dominican groups, which their areas of operations are north eastern states and to a lesser degree the south, that whoesale and distriubte on the behalf of the Colombians. Mexicans are by far the largest out of the 3 main groups and have basically the rest of the US.

Worldwide, the Colombians are considered the largest.
Some drug cartels are sloppy others are organized.
drug cartels by toohotglock January 12, 2007
you a real ass nyigga carvell
carvell by btsdcbtcbtcschc October 28, 2020

carversexual 

Being in love with the Twins Charlie and Max Carver.
Me : I love the Carver Twins!
My friend : Yeah, that's called being carversexual !
carversexual by meliaholloway February 6, 2021

Tommy Carvel

To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
To "Tommy Carvel" is to defecate in a slow, ever decreasing, circular pattern, finishing off in pyramid shaped pile. This formation replicates the size and shape of the ice cream that sits on top of a "Softie" Carvel ice cream cone.
"That Son of a Gun really pissed me off...I'm going to Tommy Carvel on his desk"

"Hey Dude, I had a couple of two pound burritos last night and when I went to the bathroom this morning I Tommy Carveled all the way up to the rim of the bowl"
Tommy Carvel by White Diesel July 10, 2007

Carvelous 

something delicious, of or relating to ice cream, popsicles, or other delectable frozen items.
Hey Tina, did you purchase a carvelous spongebob popsicle from the ice cream man?
Carvelous by LIZTINA January 5, 2009
extreme fun produced by two or more friends with swag. a play off of the old saying "a cavelcade of fun"
The seniors were right, football team's fast friends. We already have so many inside jokes, dude. It's cavelswag.
cavelswag by SusanGreg August 17, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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