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Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.
"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
The Ultimate Blowjob by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

ultimate blowjob 

When one girl is giving you a blow job while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls boobs.
" Woah I had the craziest night last night, i got the ultimate blowjob."
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