An omnipimp is to hoes as God is to humans. Omnipimp is perfect at everything (and everyone) he does. He answers to no man. The only known Omnipimps are directly related to Gary Cooper. An omnipimp knows every sex position known to man, and several known only to goldfish. He can also see any woman naked at any time. You know that girl you really want that is way out of your league? Yeah, he tapped that.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'