The Meaty Vagina is a vagina in which the inner labia is longer than the outer labia creating an inverse looking vagina with the longer inner lips hanging down past the outer labia. Sometimes, the inner labia, often called ripplies can rip or hurt during intercourse or childbirth. This particular type of vagina is not an effect of too much sex as some believe, however. It is most often a natural state from birth and not altogether too uncommon. There are even many fetishes devoted to Meaty Vaginas. Sometimes women have surgury to change this part of their genitalia, even though it is not necessary - only cosmetic.
This can be viewed in many modern porno websites. Although, do be sure that many of your friends will undoubtedly have the illusive meatyvagina.
you open a girls vagina and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her vagina many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. After this you will then open her vagina and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don't burn her vagina. You then fuck the shit out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.
You: Yo stuart i don't know what to do for my anniversary.
Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.
This term refers to the beefy area around a woman vaginal opening, extending from the crease where the thighs meat the torso up to approximately two inches below the belly button.
A man was going to go down on his woman, but her vaginameat was all harry and nasty.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'