toss cookies
toss cookies by papajohn November 6, 2007
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toss my cookies
to vomit
toss my cookies by Warren Lester January 6, 2004
Word of the Day on September 2, 2023
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Toss your cookies
Toss your cookies by ThatsWhatWentDown February 23, 2012
toss the cookies
An expression referring to the act of regurgitation. Usually associated with regurgitaion resulting from an illness of ailment.
"I drank way too much last night. I've been tossing cookies all day long"
"She tossed her cookies all over me!"
"She tossed her cookies all over me!"
toss the cookies by emanwich September 10, 2003
Toss your cookies
Spike: or what? You're gonna toss your cookies on my shoes?
Xander: or you can be undead man walking
Xander: or you can be undead man walking
Toss your cookies by the Snek November 10, 2019
toss ones cookies
the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.
Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?
John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg
Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"
John: Nice ;)
John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg
Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"
John: Nice ;)
toss ones cookies by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022
Toss Yo Cookies
1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.
2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.
2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.
1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".
2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!
Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!
2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!
Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!
Toss Yo Cookies by Mcwaffle September 29, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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