Someone who become sexually aroused and ejaculates immediately upon seeing men, little children with mental disabilities, and/or kids with one tooth and tinted glasses.
JGood was studying for the CPA with a bottle of lube and kleenex when his accounting professor, I. Solomon, walked in, which, in turn, immediately caused Jeff to jizz all over his sweatpants.
JGood was watching Kid Nation in women's underwear, with his 12" Black dildo, when he saw Jared and Alex eating candy in Bonanza City. Jeff proceeded to eat falafel, make his ohhhhh face, and came all over his Noah's bagel and Wall Street Journal (from right to left).
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.