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paperview 

The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.
Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."
paperview by Penumant February 15, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch

paperview 

a method of finding out the results or information of a favorite sports team or TV show by reading about it in the newspaper.
Man, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, so now I have to rely on paperview to see if my team's winning.
paperview by Verno the Inferno December 10, 2008

Paperview 

thats what happens when you hold a piece of paper infront of something you dont want to see
you get a paperview
I was tired of looking at her face so I went to the printer so I could get a paperview
Paperview by Firehoes November 4, 2011
The act of accidentally seeing a person of the opposite sex partly or fully naked immediately before you enter their space for some legit purpose.
Airline Passenger: Judd, guess what! I got a perview of that hot spanish flight safety attendant because she fogot to slide the bolt to "occupado" while on the john. I was walking in to take a piss and saw her taking a t.p. tour of Forrest Gump, yo!!

Happens all the time to meter readers and letter carriers.
perview by mackometer February 25, 2010
When a partner uses unfiled nails to finger a vagina and it causes papercut-like injuries.
Oh man, last night Peter was finger blasting me so hard I have the worst PaperPie today. Ouch.

pageview whore 

Someone who runs a blog or a website and would do anything to get pageviews, so that they can have an illusion of popularity.
Person 1: Hey check out my blog!

Person 2: You said that to everyone on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and at school. You're officially a pageview whore.
Under the purview of a jury of peers
I wrote bit in class;it's being peerviewed by my seatmate
Peerview by Thebigbluesky November 1, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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