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paperview
The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.
Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."
Related Words
paperview
a method of finding out the results or information of a favorite sports team or TV show by reading about it in the newspaper.
Man, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, so now I have to rely on paperview to see if my team's winning.
paperview by Verno the Inferno December 10, 2008
paperphelia
Paperphelia
Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it
Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it
paperphelia by hi ur pretty September 18, 2021
paperphelia
Paperphelia
Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it
Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it
paperphelia by hi ur pretty September 18, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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