PaperPie

When a partner uses unfiled nails to finger a vagina and it causes papercut-like injuries.

Oh man, last night Peter was finger blasting me so hard I have the worst PaperPie today. Ouch.

by PromiseNot2ShootHerIn2Space December 28, 2022

paperview

The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.

Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."

by Penumant February 15, 2017

paperview

a method of finding out the results or information of a favorite sports team or TV show by reading about it in the newspaper.

Man, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, so now I have to rely on paperview to see if my team's winning.

by Verno the Inferno December 10, 2008

paperphelia

Paperphelia

Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it

oh have you seen that 7 year old boy, i hear that he got Paperphelia!

by hi ur pretty September 18, 2021

Paperview

thats what happens when you hold a piece of paper infront of something you dont want to see
you get a paperview

I was tired of looking at her face so I went to the printer so I could get a paperview

by Firehoes November 4, 2011

paperphelia

Paperphelia

Paperphelia is a condition where instead of growing eyelashes, you grow paper.
You can get this condition by birth or, it could just grow on to you.
Younger boy from the age range 2-8 are most likely to get it

oh have you seen that 7 year old boy, i hear that he got Paperphelia!

by hi ur pretty September 18, 2021