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paperview 

The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.
Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."
paperview by Penumant February 15, 2017
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paperview 

a method of finding out the results or information of a favorite sports team or TV show by reading about it in the newspaper.
Man, I forgot to pay my cable bill last month, so now I have to rely on paperview to see if my team's winning.
paperview by Verno the Inferno December 10, 2008

Paperview 

thats what happens when you hold a piece of paper infront of something you dont want to see
you get a paperview
I was tired of looking at her face so I went to the printer so I could get a paperview
Paperview by Firehoes November 4, 2011
The act of accidentally seeing a person of the opposite sex partly or fully naked immediately before you enter their space for some legit purpose.
Airline Passenger: Judd, guess what! I got a perview of that hot spanish flight safety attendant because she fogot to slide the bolt to "occupado" while on the john. I was walking in to take a piss and saw her taking a t.p. tour of Forrest Gump, yo!!

Happens all the time to meter readers and letter carriers.
perview by mackometer February 25, 2010
When a partner uses unfiled nails to finger a vagina and it causes papercut-like injuries.
Oh man, last night Peter was finger blasting me so hard I have the worst PaperPie today. Ouch.

pageview whore 

Someone who runs a blog or a website and would do anything to get pageviews, so that they can have an illusion of popularity.
Person 1: Hey check out my blog!

Person 2: You said that to everyone on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, and at school. You're officially a pageview whore.
Under the purview of a jury of peers
I wrote bit in class;it's being peerviewed by my seatmate
Peerview by Thebigbluesky November 1, 2017
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