mosexual 

A person, generally a man, who has openly and officially declared a desire for more sex. Often accompanied by a variety of loudly announced self-improvements, and viewed by partners (if any), as an increased cheat risk, though this isn't necessarily the case. Just damn motivated, that's all

Dude: Dave hurt his back.
Other dude: Huh? What'd dumbass do?
Dude: Lifting weights.. He's a mosexual
Other dude: Oh shit..
Dude: No no.. not gay. Just wants more sex. He's motivated

mosexual by mosexual September 22, 2009

mosexual 

Shorthand slang for "homosexual"; generally used in a humorous tone, by other gay men.

Do you see that guy's jeans!? Oh my god, he is a raging mosexual!

mosexual by joesmith40 September 16, 2006

mosexual 

a person who is attracted to everyone who is moving - so literally tone everyone; someone who is highly needy

He is mosexual

mosexual by FloxLea June 23, 2018

Faux-Mosexual 

1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.

(note: this never really works!)

2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)

3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.

1.)

Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"

Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"

Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"

2.)

Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"

3.)

craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"

Faux-Mosexual by blagwell December 12, 2009

faux-mosexual 

A person who acts gay but really isn't.

jon- bob is super gay.

jack- no he's not. he's a faux-mosexual!

faux-mosexual by dr. seymore butts March 17, 2010

Ho Mosexual 

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

Ho Mosexual by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012

Faux-mosexual 

An act of homosexual sex that is negated by some timely excuse

"well, it wasnt really gay, they were wearing a skirt, so it was faux-mosexual"

Faux-mosexual by rocketman210 June 10, 2015