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Joe Blow
Term for a slightly less-than-average person only accepted by his peers because he/she boosts their self-esteem due to their ignorance or lack of intelligence. Also begs others to the extremities of their nerves for money/materials. Can be used as a nick-name or noun/pronoun.
Joe:hey Jackson, got any money i spent all mine on gummy bears & weed.
Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.
Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.
Jackson:(speaking to Walt). Gosh he really makes me mad hes such a Jew.
Walt: Yea he's such a Joe Blow.
Joe Blow by Its Hunter B February 23, 2009
Related Words
Joe Blow • Joe Blowgan • Joe aka Blow • Blow Joe Day • Blowjoe • Blowing Joe • Joe Biden • Joe Mama • Joe D. • Joe Jonas
Blow Joe Day
Blow Joe Day by Bigtiddies210 August 30, 2022
Joe aka Blow
Joe aka Blow by Allhustle04 November 23, 2021
blow joe
when you're performing fellatio and bite down intentionally, sometimes in a kinky way and sometimes in retaliation.
blow joe by joe_unreal March 23, 2022
Joe Blowgan
A blowjob in which you add a dose of DMT on the end of your knob slobber for the person to suck pleasantly into a DMT style trip thus becoming enlightened like Joe Rogan.
I bought my girl a wedding ring, but I’m nervous about proposing. But after getting a Joe Blowgan from her, she totally said yes!
Joe Blowgan by @JoganRoe February 23, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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