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1. bafhard (pronounced: baf-härd), noun. an educated female exhibiting a borderline narcissistic personality disorder, with an inflated sense of entitlement; typically, stemming from a deep seeded sense of marginalization or inadequacy.

Often characterized by the attitude: “I’m good (But you’re not)”
Usage: “Sir, I wouldn’t waste my time if I was in your position, she’s quite the bafhard.”
bafhard by Sean Conner May 30, 2006
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Bashardii 

Adding meth to the bacardi 151, in order 2 trick my square girlfriend into ingesting the meth, for sexual purposes.
Had crazy sex w ol girl cuz i gave her a shot of bashardii.
Bashardii by Spikebonez February 3, 2023
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bathardi 

A random burst of energy, happiness, madness, or insanity which can sometimes seem violent in nature. A person who is suffering from bathardi may make weird and violent faces, their teeth may clench and their bodies (mostly the face and upper extremities) may quiver and shake. In some rare cases, bathardi may also be characterized by the urge to utter pure nonsense in real or unreal languages. Once bathardi occurs, it may effect surrounding victims at an exponential rate.
"Jasmine was talking to me about her upcoming trip to India and then she randomly got super excited, hugged me, and started quivering and making contorted faces!"

"Hahahah. She has some real bathardi issues."
bathardi by JVVBD Families January 22, 2012
A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008
"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".
Baftard by E*Rock February 4, 2009
**Uitspraak:** ba-har-deim

**Oorsprong:** Nederlands straattaal / internet slang, vooral populair in de circles rond Cenk Bahar (Cenk B) op X/Twitter.

**Betekenis:**

Een specifieke type meid/deim die voldoet aan de uiterlijke voorkeuren van Cenk B. Een bahardeim heeft:

- Dikke tieten (liefst valse/siliconen, goed gevormde echte zijn ook toegestaan)
- Opgespoten lippen
- Veel make-up
- Bij voorkeur blond haar (andere kleuren kunnen ook)
- Een dikke reet (BBL of natuurlijk goed gevormd)
- Kortgekleed / revealing kleding

**Extra eisen:** Ze mag **niet bol** (dus geen dik/ronde body, slank of getraind figuur met focus op de curves) en is **maximaal 1m70** lang.

De term wordt vaak gebruikt als hype of compliment in de vorm van “certified bahardeim”, “final boss bahardeim” of “usuy bahardeim”.
- “Bro die meid is een echte bahardeim, kijk die tieten en die reet 🔥”
- “Gaby Blaasser is certified final boss bahardeim”
- “Zoek een bahardeim van max 1m70, niet bol, met BBL en fake tits.”
Bahardeim by Elon Musk from X May 16, 2026
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