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A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008
"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".
Baftard by E*Rock February 4, 2009
Words you can keep

Legend Bastard 

A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.

When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.
Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.

Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.

bastard bedworth 

A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos
Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!

Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.
That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O
assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

Ugly bastard 

The lolis worst nightmare... And mine to.
That hentai got the tag ugly bastard
That was a ugly bastard
Ugly bastard by MartinSenpai May 13, 2018

Ugly Bastard 

The one HentaiHaven tag that no one clicks on. As the words are taken apart, we have the word ugly, which basically is the opposite of attractive, and we also have bastard, which means a despicable person or thing. If you see an ugly bastard, please call crime stoppers.
**reading HentaiHaven tags**
person 1:Toys, Tsundere, Uncensored. Vanilla, Virgin...

Person 2: Hold on you skipped ugly bastard
Person 1: Yea, because that tag is shittier than the scat tag.
Ugly Bastard by ItsInsidium May 14, 2018

cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
cheating bastard by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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