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1. bafhard (pronounced: baf-härd), noun. an educated female exhibiting a borderline narcissistic personality disorder, with an inflated sense of entitlement; typically, stemming from a deep seeded sense of marginalization or inadequacy.

Often characterized by the attitude: “I’m good (But you’re not)”
Usage: “Sir, I wouldn’t waste my time if I was in your position, she’s quite the bafhard.”
bafhard by Sean Conner May 30, 2006
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Bashardii 

Adding meth to the bacardi 151, in order 2 trick my square girlfriend into ingesting the meth, for sexual purposes.
Had crazy sex w ol girl cuz i gave her a shot of bashardii.
Bashardii by Spikebonez February 3, 2023
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bathardi 

A random burst of energy, happiness, madness, or insanity which can sometimes seem violent in nature. A person who is suffering from bathardi may make weird and violent faces, their teeth may clench and their bodies (mostly the face and upper extremities) may quiver and shake. In some rare cases, bathardi may also be characterized by the urge to utter pure nonsense in real or unreal languages. Once bathardi occurs, it may effect surrounding victims at an exponential rate.
"Jasmine was talking to me about her upcoming trip to India and then she randomly got super excited, hugged me, and started quivering and making contorted faces!"

"Hahahah. She has some real bathardi issues."
bathardi by JVVBD Families January 22, 2012
A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008
"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".
Baftard by E*Rock February 4, 2009
**Uitspraak:** ba-har-deim

**Oorsprong:** Nederlands straattaal / internet slang, vooral populair in de circles rond Cenk Bahar (Cenk B) op X/Twitter.

**Betekenis:**

Een specifieke type meid/deim die voldoet aan de uiterlijke voorkeuren van Cenk B. Een bahardeim heeft:

- Dikke tieten (liefst valse/siliconen, goed gevormde echte zijn ook toegestaan)
- Opgespoten lippen
- Veel make-up
- Bij voorkeur blond haar (andere kleuren kunnen ook)
- Een dikke reet (BBL of natuurlijk goed gevormd)
- Kortgekleed / revealing kleding

**Extra eisen:** Ze mag **niet bol** (dus geen dik/ronde body, slank of getraind figuur met focus op de curves) en is **maximaal 1m70** lang.

De term wordt vaak gebruikt als hype of compliment in de vorm van “certified bahardeim”, “final boss bahardeim” of “usuy bahardeim”.
- “Bro die meid is een echte bahardeim, kijk die tieten en die reet 🔥”
- “Gaby Blaasser is certified final boss bahardeim”
- “Zoek een bahardeim van max 1m70, niet bol, met BBL en fake tits.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026