Blonde girl from the south who is known for her drunken debauchery. At times,
may utter false phrases such as "I wont take advantage of you, I wont.."
She has a tendency to ignore
people, and in the midst of conversation may intercede by inferring what the topic was about, sometimes creating a hilarious awkward situation.
A Dorkathy also has good hearing. She complains about the slightest sounds, including her neighbor'
s music when turned down the the minumum.
She also
will lure drunken Amish and Chilean boys into her room at night, in the hopes of having her way with them.