Dorkathy

Blonde girl from the south who is known for her drunken debauchery. At times, may utter false phrases such as "I wont take advantage of you, I wont.."
She has a tendency to ignore people, and in the midst of conversation may intercede by inferring what the topic was about, sometimes creating a hilarious awkward situation.
A Dorkathy also has good hearing. She complains about the slightest sounds, including her neighbor's music when turned down the the minumum.
She also will lure drunken Amish and Chilean boys into her room at night, in the hopes of having her way with them.

"That Dorkothy is after me dude, she thinks I'm drunk."
"She's pullin' a Dorkathy; look at her trying to seduce that guy into her room."

by Dorkathy's Victim December 21, 2006

Dorathy

She is a hella fine she’s very funny don’t pick a fight with her if you’re not your fucking ass out as your fucking drag you she’s a ride or die type of person she will stand with you no matter what she’s forgiving ,loving ,caring, and loyal type of person but she’s also kind of mean she’s wild very weird .The type of person you’ll be glad to bring to your parents he’s a type a purse you been a cop I’ll put a ring on it before you lose her .

Dorathy is gupa

by Microsoft-Michel rules December 5, 2017

dorkathon

An adjective intended to exaggerate the use of the term dork, as to imply that any individual bearing this label has taken this to the level of an event.

My little brother isn't just a dweeb, he's a dorkathon.

by Jessica Harrison June 24, 2006

dorkithy

Whenever you say "dorkithy," you are telling your girlfriend/best friend/etc. that they (usually a she) is a dork for doing something dumb. Or, you could use the word as a name for someone when you're teasing them.

Kit: I love you and all but you really need to take a shower.
Greg: You're such a dorkithy, Kit.
Kit: How rude of you.

by acribenecece March 13, 2020