donkashane
In da Walkabout Creek area, there are two super-comforting policies:
(1) If you have a mental or emotional problem, you don't need a"shrink" --- you just tell it to da approachable Wally, and he discreetly words said revelation in a positive and non-judgemental way when he tells everyone else in town about it; once everyone knows dat you possess said infirmity/challenge, they both treat you accordingly (i.e., they use tolerance and diplomacy whenever anything pertaining to your "problem"comes up) and give you ideas on how to lessen and/or resolve said issues.
(2) If you have bad guys after you, you tell DONK --- unlike da cautiously-unassuming Wally, HE has no need to "tell everyone in town" 'cuz he's so big and strong dat he can both "take care of himself" AND "take care" of said "enemy of Mick" figures wif just a quick swipe of his massive arm. Donkashane, Buddy! :P
(1) If you have a mental or emotional problem, you don't need a"shrink" --- you just tell it to da approachable Wally, and he discreetly words said revelation in a positive and non-judgemental way when he tells everyone else in town about it; once everyone knows dat you possess said infirmity/challenge, they both treat you accordingly (i.e., they use tolerance and diplomacy whenever anything pertaining to your "problem"comes up) and give you ideas on how to lessen and/or resolve said issues.
(2) If you have bad guys after you, you tell DONK --- unlike da cautiously-unassuming Wally, HE has no need to "tell everyone in town" 'cuz he's so big and strong dat he can both "take care of himself" AND "take care" of said "enemy of Mick" figures wif just a quick swipe of his massive arm. Donkashane, Buddy! :P
donkashane by Quacks0 September 8, 2026
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