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Probably the biggest disappointment you've ever gone through. It seemed like a great idea but it ended up being awful and letting you down.
Person 1: My son was supposed to be a star athlete, but he just sits in the basement, plays video games and jerks off all the time

Person 2: Sounds like you've got a real Jason X on your hands
Jason X by jasonlova13 July 10, 2018
Words you can keep
A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.
Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.
Jason X by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005

Juliana x Jason 

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
Juliana x Jason by Kril December 23, 2021

Press X To Jason

A reference to Heavy Rain. At the intro, pressing X will cause the main character to shout for his son, Jason.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm playing Heavy Rain.
Guy 2: Isn't that the Press X To Jason game?
Guy 1: Yes
Both at the same time: JAAAAAAAASON!

Hunter x Hunter Jason Arc 

Chrollo is lider of the Phantom Troupe who works with Jason until Chrollo decides to lead the Phantom Troupe and kill Jason as he "fills the void" he had and became a "monster."

Chrollo and Jason fight briefly, but Chrollo is killed by a knife thrown by Jason's daughter, Lucy.

After Jason has restored the fortunes of Boulder City he has sex with Lucy and reanimates Chrollo, asking his old friend to kill Jason as he had been corrupted.

Chrollo leads an army against Jason and Lucy, but Jason forces him to turn back and they fight.

The last flashback of Jason shows him at Chrollo's funeral, listening to "Monster Mash" on a jukebox and pledging to bring Jason back to life.

The film ends with Jason using his powers to revive Chrollo and once again attacking Jason and Lucy as the film fades to black.

An additional fight scene featuring Jason and Blondie's pal Faygo is shown after the credits.

The plot of the film is similar to that of "".

While in the Phantom Troupe, Chrollo takes on a number of heroes and villains from the series, such as the reporter Azrael, and Jason was able to kill him by punching him in the face and then lighting Chrollo on fire with a flame thrower.
Faygo makes a cameo in a sequence in which Chrollo leads the attack on Jason, with a cameo from Jason playing Pac-Man.

Wes Craven had originally conceived the film as "Jason Goes to Hell", and as originally written and filmed, Jason was killed by Chrollo.

However, Craven noted that "Jason Goes to Hell" "didn't really sell as a horror movie."

Craven later said "when it became a Jason movie, it was actually a new sort of film, as opposed to a continuation of a franchise."

Craven did not intend for it to be a parody of "Hellraiser", though.

He later said, "You take a big hit, and then you come back even bigger.

A lot of people thought it was a "Hellraiser" parody, which it isn't.

It's really something totally different."

Todd "Scream" Littleton, the effects artist, was given free rein. -- Hunter x Hunter Jason Arc
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jason xavier 

cutestt kid everrr :)
enjoys baskteball, singing, and japanese people
jason xavier by jksghdjkd <3 October 24, 2008
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