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A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.
Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.
by Rastablowtorch November 01, 2005
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Probably the biggest disappointment you've ever gone through. It seemed like a great idea but it ended up being awful and letting you down.
Person 1: My son was supposed to be a star athlete, but he just sits in the basement, plays video games and jerks off all the time

Person 2: Sounds like you've got a real Jason X on your hands
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by jasonlova13 July 10, 2018
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