freeguard 

A "freeguard" is someone who gives an unusual air of casual adventure and often has the desire be around funny people to accommodate for the strange humour done by him.

Wow, now that guy is a freeguard if I ever saw one

freeguard by Hamethley March 11, 2018

freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

Farveguard 

A censoring app for you cell phone that keeps guys from sending pictures of there dicks that are unwanted.

Brittany got the new Farveguard app for her iPhone to keep that nasty fat kid from sending her pictures of him straddling his meat stick.

Farveguard by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010

freeptard 

An individual, usually possessing radically right-wing political views, who delights in insulting others and is usually racist, sexist, and homophobic.

Derived from freeper, the nickname of the denizens of the ultra-right wing Web site FreeRepublic.com.

All the people who work food service at my university are black and 98% of the people who attend my university are white. Matt believes this difference exists because 'black people are lazier and dumber than white people'. What a racist freeptard!

freeptard by Nic Bailey April 29, 2005

freeshard 

The sanctuary for discontent customers.

Lineage 2 was an example of a good game gone to hell. The company had allowed several chinese companies to farm the game money and then sell on ebay. NC was perfectly happy since the farmers paid for 20 accounts each, but I wonder if they noticed 50% of the REAL customers left because the chinese harrassed all the americans and the GMs didnt speak english.

Thats right NCsoft, you are fuckin retarded. I bet you didnt know that all your customers didnt stop playing, they went to free shards that had more uptime and better GMs.

Guy: I am fuckin glad someone started a Lineage 2 shard!

Girl: Yeah! what the fuck were they thinking when they bill us the days the server is down for 7 days!

freeshard by Fake Name December 7, 2004

chocolate fireguard 

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

chocolate fireguard by The Moai April 6, 2005

freetard

one who firmly believes in not paying for e.g. software, films, music. Generally an avid proponent of p2p filesharing

Fred thinks Hollywood will make films even if nobody pays to see them. He's such a freetard.

freetard by Paytard October 7, 2008