laser snake 

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

laser snake by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.

"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"

Reverse Laser Snake by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019

Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.

What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology

Lazer Snake by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017