jizz paste
Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
jizz paste by That dud July 2, 2017
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jizz paste
Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
jizz paste by That dud July 2, 2017
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jizzaster
Dissaster involving jizz.
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
jizzaster by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
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jizzmaster zero by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004
Jizzmaster
A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Jizzmaster by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010
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jizzmaster by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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