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jizz paste

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 2, 2017
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jizz paste

Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 2, 2017
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jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom
I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
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jizzmaster zero

by Velvet_Nightmare August 11, 2004
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Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.
Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.
by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010
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jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous
Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!
by tbosien3 February 15, 2010
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jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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