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Get a tooth paste bottle then empty it, after that fill it with jizz then give it to someone and they will have jizz on their toothbrush and teeth
I just gave my ex girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 02, 2017

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Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth
I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste
by That dud July 02, 2017

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You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor
I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass
by That dud July 02, 2017

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