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Prickemon 

Someone who is being a prick while playing pokemon
Luke: Jake is really being a prickemon today.
Mat: yeah, he has been quite a prick today.
Jake: sup noobs, i kicked your asses.
Luke: Jake just admit it already, you are being a prickemon.
Jake: WTF
Prickemon by WileyN14 November 3, 2016
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Prickemon 

Please. Just kill yourself you prickemon.
Prickemon by Richard Pointly April 5, 2017

picklemonkey 

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.
i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey
picklemonkey by tonyfan August 9, 2005

prickmobile 

Any normally crappy car that is outfitted with various "improvements" that suggest it is driven by a prick. Such additions include fake mufflers, fake spoiler fins, and fake air intake scoops. Attaching these things to a car is most often a failed attempt at appearing "gangsta." In no way are these cars any better than the car they appeared to be before some prick put these aftermarket additions on.
I love how prickmobiles can make all the noise in the world and still be slower than my minivan. They just draw attention to their own crappiness.

Urban Pricktionary 

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.
John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.
Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

Pricktionary

A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.
After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.
Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

Urban pricktionary 

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.
'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'
Urban pricktionary by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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