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Prickemon 

Please. Just kill yourself you prickemon.
Prickemon by Richard Pointly April 5, 2017

picklemonkey 

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.
i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey
picklemonkey by tonyfan August 9, 2005

prickmobile 

Any normally crappy car that is outfitted with various "improvements" that suggest it is driven by a prick. Such additions include fake mufflers, fake spoiler fins, and fake air intake scoops. Attaching these things to a car is most often a failed attempt at appearing "gangsta." In no way are these cars any better than the car they appeared to be before some prick put these aftermarket additions on.
I love how prickmobiles can make all the noise in the world and still be slower than my minivan. They just draw attention to their own crappiness.

Urban Pricktionary 

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.
John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.
Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

Pricktionary

A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.
After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.
Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

Urban pricktionary 

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.
'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'
Urban pricktionary by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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