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picklemonkey 

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.
i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey
picklemonkey by tonyfan August 9, 2005

prickmobile 

Any normally crappy car that is outfitted with various "improvements" that suggest it is driven by a prick. Such additions include fake mufflers, fake spoiler fins, and fake air intake scoops. Attaching these things to a car is most often a failed attempt at appearing "gangsta." In no way are these cars any better than the car they appeared to be before some prick put these aftermarket additions on.
I love how prickmobiles can make all the noise in the world and still be slower than my minivan. They just draw attention to their own crappiness.

Urban Pricktionary 

What Urban Dictionary became when it starting filling up with teenagers posting lame ass 'definitions' of their own names. For some reason these are still accepted by UD editors.
John: Check out my definition of 'John'. Huh-huh-huh. "'John': Really handsome cool guy with a giant schlong."

Jane: I think you mean Urban Pricktionary.
Urban Pricktionary by TurdFly March 6, 2013

Pricktionary

A fictional booklet that lists the names of jerks people encounter. From the words Prick and dictionary.
After showing up drunk and ruining Christina's baby shower, Jared made several peoples Pricktionary.
Pricktionary by Hawiedied September 8, 2009

Urban pricktionary 

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.
'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'