shmetarded 

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

shmetarded by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

samatarded 

adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did

Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.

similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.

"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "

samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011

shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005

shreytarded

born in hongkong, retarded to the point where its shreytarded

what a shreytarded person, hes so shreytarded

shreytarded by heheheheheheheheehehehhee April 25, 2022

smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011

Shmeared 

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

Shmeared by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015