spankees 

tiny shorts you would wear under a uniform/cheerleading outfit, only more stretchy and see through

i saw that girls ass in spankees while she was stretching in her cheerleading outfit!

spankees by hitt that April 23, 2005

spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

spannered by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

spanker

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...

spanker by zoe28 November 7, 2009

spanked

To utterly defeat your enemy.

I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!

spanked by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

Verbally Spanked 

Meaning you have been verbally served with words.

Johnny:"You Have Been Verbally Spanked!"

Verbally Spanked by Justin Mic June 13, 2004

clam spanker 

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

clam spanker by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006

Bent over and spanked 

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

Bent over and spanked by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012