Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

Penilitus by Penilitus February 10, 2020

Penisini 

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!

Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!

Penisini by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

Penisnismus 

Involuntary muscle contractions of the penis muscles, most commonly causing the inability for the urethra lips to spread to release semen. If foreskin is still attached, then the head of the penis will be tightly shielded. In extreme cases, the entire penis reverts and goes inside the victim. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a sex therapist, or some head from a good looking Broad.

Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse.

Karen: Can we have sex my big man??
Aiden: Sorry Babe, I have Penisnismus right now, you never give me head.
Karen: I’m going to cheat on you with my Ex.

Penisnismus by Hennessy Monsta December 29, 2021

Penisfish 

Beware they carry many diseases. There are many of these you can catch in parking lots all around America... A "Penis fish" is any girl in a parking lot over the age of 18. A Penis fish may bite unprovoked unless they are already attached to a man. Penis fish can be caught with bait but you can choose which species you want, if you have money - you get a Gold Digger Penis Fish, cool clothes - you get a Broke Penis Fish, any drugs - you get a Crack Penis Fish, if you put a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on your line, you will get a Hopeless Romantic Penis Fish. Good Luck Fishing my fellow Fisherman...

Kyle: Hey Bill, do you see all those fine penisfish over there... Bill: Why yes I do, see all I have to do is pull down my pants andd.... Kyle: OH GOD IT THINKS ITS TAKING AUTHORITY OVER YOU AND OH NO IT WANTS YOUR HOUSE AND CHILDREN!... Bill: Run KYLE my BAIT WAS WRONG ITS A HOUSEWIVE PENISFISH!...

Penisfish by FishermanG November 8, 2022

Pēnisabishii

That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Definition: That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Pronounounced: Pini-sabishii

Sean: Ayo Gil-boy my cock needs some serious gobblin rn but honestly, I’m not really in the mood

Ev: midz

Gil: I feel you bro, your def feelin that pēnisabishii right now fr

Pēnisabishii by puffdaddysk December 24, 2022

Penisitta 

A lady with surprise between her legs or a very noisy little girl

Ann is a penisitta! Didn't you know that?
My little sister is a big penisitta, always screamin' and shoutin' around

Penisitta by Davis Gooch February 23, 2023

penisity 

Something related with penis

Sex is technically a penisity.

penisity by pepepeperson April 5, 2023