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dicktraption 

When a man gets his penis stuck inside a Chinese finger trap with another man on the other end and cannot get it out.
Oh damn! Look. James and Tommy stuck in a dicktraption.
dicktraption by HA_13 November 5, 2015

Temporary Distraction Measure 

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure

DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation
Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
DISTRACTION by radioturtle November 4, 2017

Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom
Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction
Distraction by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010

weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.
Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.

distraction

people who stop you doing work in class.
mainly math and psych.
always wishing
Sarah: Im trying to do work
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!
distraction by youwishjellyfish April 13, 2011