Academically selective high school in
Sydney'
s south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the
non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of
CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the
degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students
pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best
Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des '
Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of
German sarcasm, your
IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!
