Travis Barker
A very small,skinny,tattooed man that receives for some odd reason unprecedented praise for his drumming in the extremely mainstream and genre defining {TOTAL AND UNDENIABLE SHIT} band known as Blink 182. Not surprisingly most who find him to be an "excellent drummer" have never played drums before or are aspiring,novice, white teens that have played drums for 6 months which commonly hail from wealthy families or from upper-middle class suburban homes that annually net around $160,000- $
300,000 between both
parents.
Travis has a show on an unequivocably satanic, greed driven, network known as
MTV {EMP-TY-V} that is hell
bent on detroying genuine and truthful
music which threatens their plans for brainwashing the world at large with broadcasts that influence the young and the old. These influences in the broadcasts stem from advertising/ marketing of clothing lines, fast food giants, cell phone providers, automobile manufacturers, record labels, movie studios, soft drink companies, etc. all of which whom support globilization, keeping America as dumb if not more dumb than we already are, and kicking the shit out of smaller countries's economies where the majority of the above mentioned companies products can be made for pennies on the dime by little brown people in sweat shops.
Travis can often be seen on his show with a bored, vacant {yet still arrogant and pretentious} look on his face because well he's simply not thinking about anything at all in case you are wondering.On the show sometimes
Travis will take a drive in his gass guzzling H2 with his
fat, pregnant wife that seems to be on alot of psychiatric medication so she can try and escape the pains of having plenty of
money and soothe the issues of worry about her indecisiveness over some new materialistic acquisition. On ocassion you might see
Travis get pulled over by a cop because he was speeding and get asked for his proof of insurance which he won't have. The premise of this kind of scene is to make viewers take
Travis's side and feel anger towards the officer because they are doing their
job and well we all know cops simply are the enemy of punk rockers. This makes for trully "riveting" entertainment. Those that find this kind of television stimulating are trully better off being grabbed out of the couch whilst their sitting, tied to a car, and dragged until nothing is left of them....
