drunkness 

1.(adj) resembling one who is intoxicated, but not actually being under the influence. Severe cases of drunkness occer generally very late at night when subjects are tired. Hallucinations are common, also feelings of euphoria and altered visions of reality. Those who are drunk are usually very creative in a very sick sort of way.

Hey!!! instead of saying "pants", pretend the english language has no 'n' and say "pamts".

Jesus fuck!! We are so damn drunk!

drunkness by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

Crunkfest

Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.

You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.

Crunkfest by Jerd April 13, 2005

crunkest

The best

Cleveland is the crunkest city in America

crunkest by Tammy July 8, 2003

crunklesided 

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards, back-asswards, and sideways; caddywhompus

This old house sure dose have some crunklesided walls.

crunklesided by Geoge P. Burdell July 27, 2016

crunkles 

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

crunkles by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

Tomahawk Crunkmissle 

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.

While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.

Tomahawk Crunkmissle by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009

crunkers

A drinking game of Checkers w/ shot glasses

We got crunked playin crunkers.

crunkers by jessizzle December 13, 2004