crunkness

One who is the definition of crunk.

"...yknow Tesoro?"
"Ya, he's the crunkness."

by Geoff L. August 30, 2005

Humorous Crunkness

The state of being enlightened in mind and body, where the idea of appropriately injecting or creating humor in a crunk situation (whether in a club, your neighborhood, a studio, etc. ) is an art form and even further, a way of life.

“That rap song, ‘I’m on a Boat’ is so crunk and hilarious that it reached a level of humorous crunkness."

by jamesebillu August 6, 2009

crennessy

cranberry juice and hennessy mixed

last night at the club i had a crennessy

by kevae November 29, 2010

Crudeness

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.

Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.

by zombiedater January 17, 2010

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011