cromulentiousness 

krahm-U-lehn-chus-NESS (n.) A word first used on the internet via www.reddit.com, subreddit r/funny by u/FLUX-YOU, that caused mass hysteria in an attempt of discovering the definition due to the lack google results.

There are no examples for cromulentiousness. I apologize.

cromulentiousness by the_third_three November 7, 2013

corpulent 

Extremely overweight; obese

look at that corpulent fuck.

corpulent by XER0_yt February 1, 2019

Crapenter 

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.

Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?

Crapenter by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010

Cromulent 

I believe this term originated in the Animated Television Series "The Simpsons"

Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved to Springfield.

Ms.Hoover: I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulent word.

Cromulent by jimjam June 8, 2004

Cromulent 

Expression used to legitimize another expression of dubious existence. Used in the ironic sense in that it defends the questionable use of an illigitimate or slang word with another made-up expression. The intent of the phrase is generally used in conjunction with insults to high talkers, english majors and otherwise insufferable people who feel the need to correct others. Often accompanied by a punch to the stomach.

You grok what I mean, yo? (person in the know) There is no such word as grok! (Buzz kill) Grok is an exceptionally cromulent word. (street wise hommes)

Cromulent by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Crapulation 

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

Crapulation by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Corpulent piece of excrement

Politer way to say fat shit

Man, that Cheeser dude is one corpulent piece of excrement

Corpulent piece of excrement by Oh my my March 19, 2015