Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.
After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.
1. The custom of acquiring or collecting things of nominal value, or at greatly reduced prices. 2. Collections of things of littlevalue - or at least appears as such to others.
Acrapulation can be a disease. He had a huge acrapulation of salt and pepper shakers.
The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.
Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...
when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties
Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!