canned 

fired; to lose your job

he got canned from his job for slacking off too much

canned by [c0x0r] August 10, 2004

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

paddle the stink canoe by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

canned bread 

joke from spongebob, bread in a can.

they have it! CANNED BREAD!

canned bread by the cooler penguin27 August 27, 2020

Cooter Canoe 

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

Cooter Canoe by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

Canged 

1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.

Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.

Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.

Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!

Canged by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006

Canned coochie 

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

Canned coochie by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

Paddle the pink canoe 

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

Paddle the pink canoe by RobbieJor December 6, 2004