non-perishable

It is like calling someone a snack, but referring to an older man or woman who is smoking hot.

Person #1 "Dude!! that guy is sooooo hott!!"

Person #2 "Bro, he's like 50."
Person #1 "He is such a non-perishable"

ex. John stamos, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston.

non-perishable by germangirls May 12, 2018

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Non-parishable

Food not made to have in church.

Plenty of non-parishable snacks are available: beer, weed, nuts, etc

Non-parishable by Tbone 910 September 27, 2022

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