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to high five someone's face aggressively
damn! he just muffed the bartender!
muffed by deadcaity May 29, 2011
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to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.
I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.
muffed by crazy muffer August 7, 2010
Marfed is when your cat throws up a not completely dead mouse or similar small animal.
Nug was on the couch wheezing and then he Marfed . The mouse , a little stunned woke up and scattered.

Holy shit Sam. I swear you owe me a new car. I drove you home and right when we stopped, you Marfed up that Lasagna and it moved.
Marfed by Torbert November 9, 2018
When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.
Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
Muffed by victems October 21, 2013
The effects of a long night of drinking and partying will cause you to be completely hungover and often cause you to resemble Murl Haggard
"dude that shitty wiskey got me so murled the next day"
Murled by James DePoyster December 17, 2008
making a mistake. See also: fucked, messed.
Jay- "How'd your date go?"
Ryan- "Not good, I really murbed it up by taking my dick out prematurely."
Jay- "You're such a murby."
Murbed by stillagmenfan October 11, 2017