muffed

another use for fucked up

Damn your ass got muffed up

by Kerry Ann January 6, 2007

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 21, 2013

Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008

muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 19, 2010