Crumpdown

A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision

"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"

Crumpdown by PeaTearGriffin. February 22, 2009

crumpet hole 

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat

Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.

crumpet hole by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014

Tuna Crumpets 

Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.

Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...

Tuna Crumpets by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009

Arse Crumpet 

British version of ass twinkies

he is such an arse crumpet

Arse Crumpet by junkiejungwoo November 9, 2010

Hanging Crumpet 

When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed

"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."

Hanging Crumpet by bakedlays5447 July 12, 2009

Crumpet Face 

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

Crumpet Face by Duthart December 23, 2007

Coffee Crumpet

The anus.

It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.

Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?

Coffee Crumpet by Redeeris November 2, 2010