Crumpdown

A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision

"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"

Crumpdown by PeaTearGriffin. February 22, 2009

cumdown 

When you've finished having sex, look up, realise what you've down, hate yourself and demand that she leave.

So I shot my load on her face and it felt amazing, but a few seconds later the cumdown kicked in and I chucked her out the house and cried myself to sleep.

cumdown by ts9195 December 20, 2010

clampdown 

A term used in the Navy to describe excessive amounts of people cleaning small areas, often times cleaning just one small spot and accomplishing absolutely nothing at all.

Spaces are looking a little rough guys. What does that mean for us? It means we need to put some extra effort into this morning's clampdown.

clampdown by Cory(USN) July 3, 2009

mr crumpton 

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

Cummdown 

What someone says to a person who seems to be so excited it seems like they are cumming.

Josh: OH MY GOD!! SKYRIM IS OUT!!!
Levi: Dude, cummdown.

Cummdown by medina707 December 28, 2011

crumpton 

to have an extremely large penis

"That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"

crumpton by Crumptz June 17, 2005

crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

crapdown by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006