Duthart's definitions

Ugoogiliser

Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called.

Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find it there you twat.

by Duthart October 21, 2008

Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Licking The Bowl

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Fella

Mans Sex organ. John thomas, Meat and two veg. Scott is inadequate.

Scott Birnie has a little fella.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Cludge

Ladies intimate area.

You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Melter

Someone of an ugly disposition.

That barbra is a pure melter.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

by Duthart June 10, 2007