Duthart's definitions

Cludge

Ladies intimate area.

You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Melter

Someone of an ugly disposition.

That barbra is a pure melter.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Monger

to break, F**k, Shaft, destroy. Make love unpassionately.

Kerynn stop mongering that computer and do some F***ing work

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Piekok

Man With manhood resembling pie. More Girth than length.

Mike, Put the piekok away and get on with your work.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

Licking The Bowl

When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

I went for a dump and the trouser snake was licking the bowl.

by Duthart December 23, 2007