Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.
Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.
Man With manhood resembling pie. More Girth than length.
Mike, Put the piekok away and get on with your work.
Ladies intimate area.
You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called.
Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find it there you twat.
Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.
Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.
Someone of an ugly disposition.
That barbra is a pure melter.
Mans Sex organ. John thomas, Meat and two veg. Scott is inadequate.
Scott Birnie has a little fella.