9 definition by Duthart

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Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.
Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.
by Duthart November 20, 2007

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Man With manhood resembling pie. More Girth than length.
Mike, Put the piekok away and get on with your work.
by Duthart May 23, 2007

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Ladies intimate area.
You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
by Duthart May 23, 2007

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Thingimebob. Often cant be found as dont know what it is realy called.
Where is the ugoogiliser? A: Look in you pants, you'll find it there you twat.
by Duthart September 05, 2008

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Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.
Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.
by Duthart May 23, 2007

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Someone of an ugly disposition.
That barbra is a pure melter.
by Duthart May 23, 2007

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Mans Sex organ. John thomas, Meat and two veg. Scott is inadequate.
Scott Birnie has a little fella.
by Duthart November 20, 2007

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