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Adjective-Space

Adjective-Space is derived from applying the natural progression of physics to the real world. Physics progresses by reducing the number of independent dimensions of the theoretical world into a manageable number of meaningful orthenormal vectors. Physicist have succeeded in removing all meaning from their field of study fairly recently when the last three dimensions collapsed into each other, Mass, distance and time. Adjective theorists wish to apply this same idea to adjective space, they attempt to find ways to reduce the total number of adjectives used. An example of this would be Color-Space. Recently Adjective theorists have managed to reduce the number of colors into three (Red, Green and Blue) Thus making other adjectives totally unnecessary. Purple is no longer needed, one red and one blue create purple. This is a rather simplistic example, an example of one of the more troubling adjectives is moist. Moist can clearly be described as a vector with the dimensions sticky and damp. The problem is that no one can agree on exactly the amount of sticky and damp needed to create one moist.

There has been much contention over the existence of Adjective-Space. The main competition is Poetry Theorists who believe that reducing the number of adjective dimensions in Adjective-Space reduces the utility of the space. The most famous of the anti-Adjective theory books was 1984.
Adjective-Space... Do I really need an example?
Adjective-Space by kodiac1 July 5, 2006
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Jublomatic (adjective) 

A woman who is of sexual interest to a Jublomat, i.e. has large breasts.
Woah mate get a load of the tits on her, she's jublomatic and no mistake.

church (adjective) 

The act of being very prude. (usually for religious reasons)
1. I tried to get it in with that girl last night
2. what happened?
1. she church (adjective) AF
2. i knew that was a purity ring

adjectiveless 

too good to be true. describes a noun that doesn't step up to any adjectives
The Broadway show was adjectiveless.
adjectiveless by Ugwana April 10, 2010

Super Adjective 

When additional word endings which usually make a noun into an adjective are applied to a word that already is an adjective. The resulting adjective is exponentially as definitive.
"I can call spirits from the VASTY deep!" - 1 Henry IV, Act 3, Scene 1: VAST becomes VASTY, a Super Adjective.
Super Adjective by RANJAQ November 17, 2010

Block (adjective- Blockin)

a block, a chunky cuboid of cheese rapped in meat for a delicious drunken snack.

Blockin - to make blocks or to describe a group of people making blocks.
Block (adjective- Blockin)

get me a block mate

pass the block

dont you be stealin my block

so man you wanna come mine for a blockin

Nickeldick, adjective 

Of infinitesimal value, penny ante, small, trivial, unimportant, trifling.
Another term spawned by its repetitive usage in a regional northeastern supermarket chain and coined by one of its store managers.
This year's losses compared to last was nickeldick, cousin!
Nickeldick, adjective by weave July 15, 2003